Piratemerch for the Pirate Wench and Pirate King

Cannon's ABLAZE, IT'S HALLOWEEN!

2010-09-30T09:21:00.001-07:00

Ahoy Mateys! Justin here at piratemerch! It's the crest of the craziest month-long voyage we call October. We've got some super cool new products from our pillaging partners to the south in Eugene, be sure to pick up the cool new Pirate Cookbook, your crew may appreciate something other than the standard Hard Tack, especially during such a celebration as Halloween.

We've also got a few new flags too! Check out the Booty Hunter (pictured above) the coolest new flag from Flappin' Flags. ALSO! If you're looking to get a super cool pirate hat, ORDER SOONER THAN LATER! Our stock, no matter how many we ever order, we ALWAYS run out. Please give us a call, and we'll take a shilling or two off your orders, we love talking to our customers! We're here from 9am - 4pm Monday - Friday Pacific Time. 503.922.1119.

Arrr, it's Beer o' Clock!

2010-08-04T14:48:00.000-07:00

Ahoy there you faithful sailors of the internet! Justin here at piratemerch.com,
just doin' my monthly duties as captain here and letting you know about some fancy new treasures here in the galley! #1, it's been a darn long time coming, but we've got us in some fine new Pint Glasses now, us non-grog slurping beer fans can enjoy a cold one in piratical style! Check those out, as well as all of our New Products at piratemerch! Don't forget to cash in on the blog exclusive savings by typing the code "pirateblog" at checkout! Till next time, I'll leave you with this:

New Pirate Goodies!

2010-06-01T14:18:00.000-07:00

Greetings you barnacles and barnacelttes! Justin here at the helm of Piratemerch with some new and excitin' pirate goodies. Check out our newest items, like the Beatings Will Continue Hats and Flags which will surely win your crew over!

Arrrgh!

2010-05-18T13:05:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Mateys! Justin here from PirateMerch.com! Just letting you scallywags know that you can save 10% off your next order from our store with the super secret, blog readers only coupon. That means, that you can pick up one of our Brown Scallywag Hats which just received Disney endorsement, by the way, for a couple bucks less! Just type in "pirateblog" at the checkout and increase your shillings spend-a-bility!

Check out our newest infant onesie, the Rummy! Drawn up by Captain Steve, this super cute design is printed on a top quality, Made in the USA American Apparel Onesie!

Mmmmm, RUM

2009-12-07T15:01:00.001-08:00

Ahoy you scallywags! Justin here at PirateMerch.com with some new products and a sweet coupon code for ye! Be sure to check out some of our newest garments like our super rad Green Skull & Crossbones Tee and these super cool Stocking Stuffers Skull Soap on a Rope! What makes these goodies even sweeter? A super secret blog reader only 15% off! Just type in the word "cannonball" in the coupon section, and save 15% on any order over 10.00!

Sales Continue! Choice Goodies on Clearance!

2009-11-30T07:43:00.000-08:00

Ahoy again privateers! Justin here from the crumbling crows nest we call PirateMerch Black Friday was a pretty dark day on our horizon, but our Super Cyber Monday Sale is sure to beat it a bit. We've got a new coupon which instantly saves you swabbies 5.00 on any order of 50.00 or more! Just enter "5piratebucks" in the coupon code area while checking out, and you'll save some sterling! We've also got some of our most popular Pirate Coats in our clearance section (overstock from Halloween) so pinch them pennies and dress like the swashbuckler you are this Christmas season!

Black FRIDAY! PirateMerch on SuperSale & Clearance!

2009-11-24T14:29:00.001-08:00

Avast ya scurvy dogs! Justin here from the gritty galley we call PirateMerch. As you might guess, we'll be having another knock out sale on our webstore this coming weekend. Be sure to check out the site for a new coupon code going online this Friday Morning for a storewide 15% Savings. We've also added a slew of new goodies to our clearance section, so get the sweetest deal ever possible by checking it out!

Christmas is a Comin' here at PirateMerch

2009-11-20T12:34:00.000-08:00

Ahoy Mates and Matey's! Justin here at piratemerch with some exciting new news about some killer upcoming sales! As you scallywags know, there's nothing a pirate likes more that a bundle of presents around the Main Mast come December, and we've got some great wrappables here! Check out the Quill Pen Set pictured above, and at that competitive price, we'll have a host of happy captains this year! Don't forget, there's still some uses left of the coupon code "rumrunner" so be sure to use that and save some dubloons!

Arrgh! Happy Halloween!

2009-10-13T14:44:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Mates! Justin here at PirateMerch. We've been battening down the hatches here for the squall we call Halloween! We haven't forgotten about all you wenches and scallywags out there so all of you faithful piratemerch blog readers get a super secret code for 10% off your orders! Next time you're checking out, enter the code "pirateblog" and get some super savings on your next order over 5.00!

Authentic Pirate Shirts For Wenches And Maidens Have Landed

2009-05-29T14:40:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Mateys! Have we got some news for you! Our line of Authentic Pirate Clothing has grown even more over the past week! We've got some great fashions in for Wenches and Maidens in stock, now you and your gal can hornswaggle and pillage as a couple, think of it as therapy. Thanks for checking in and may the wind fill your sails!

Period Authentic Pirate Shirts are In!!!

2009-05-22T12:06:00.000-07:00

Ahoy swabbies! Justin here from the stern of the ship we call PirateMerch! Have we got some new products for you folks! Our new supplier, in addition to providing us with awesome Pirate Coats have also got a hefty stock of frilled, ascot-ed, ruffly or just plain period Pirate Shirts These are some of the nicest we've seen so far, and with countless combinations available, you'll not need to look elsewhere for a period top. We even have them in XXXL! Check 'em out mateys and stay in touch!

New Period Pirate Coats and Vests Are In Stock

2009-05-18T15:30:00.000-07:00

Ahoy! Sincerest greetings mateys, and thanks for checking in to the dark, creepy, cramped office I call piratemerch.com. First, the good news! We've got some awesome, awesome, awesome new pirate coats in stock. We've been searching far and wide, since both the Buccaneer Coat and the Captain's Coat were some of 2008's most popular products, we set sail around the globe to find more variety! India was our final stop and we found a fine company that hand makes beautiful pirate coats! Check them out, and check out the prices! Thanks for checking in, and be sure to
come back to PirateMerch for all of you pirate costume, boot, coat and accessory needs!

New Pirate Booty In!

2009-05-01T14:20:00.000-07:00

We've been out pillaging lately with great success! Our Pirate Jewelry section is swelling with new sparkly gems! Any of you buccaneers out there getting hitched? We've got some awesome Pirate Cufflinks to subtlety pirate-ize your most important day. Thanks for checking in, and be sure to check back in soon! We should be getting some new t-shirt designs in here this May, so get ready!

Pirate Sword Belts And Accessories Are In Stock!

2009-04-29T14:49:00.000-07:00

So, now that you have that awesome Pirate Sword but where do you hang it? Fear not, swashbucklers! We've got a full pantry of pirate sword belts for both left and right handed scallywags! Be sure to check them out and the constantly updated, (oh yeah, DAILY!) additions to PirateMerch! Thanks for checkin' in and Keep To The Code swabbies!

Pirate Jewelry and New Pirate Boots In Stock

2009-04-23T13:24:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Mateys! Justin here from the galley of the ship called PirateMerch. We've been getting some fanciful goodies in lately for you scurvy dogs and wenches. Even though we already have the most pirate boots of anyone here on the web, we've added MORE! Be sure to check 'em out and the new Pendants we've added. Till next time!

- PirateMerch

Womens Authentic Pirate Wench Costumes Are In!

2009-04-21T16:29:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Mateys! Justin here at piratemerch. Our ever increasing treasure horde has expanded to include, what I and the rest of my crew think of as the most stunning, authentic and flat out coolest women's pirate ensembles, the Mary Read Our famous heroine lived her life as a man, sailing under the black flag of ol' Jack Rackham, pillaging, looting and rum swigging with the best of them! Be sure to check out the stunning coat, vest and shirt!

PirateMerch is the Home for Authentic and Costume Pirate Boots

2009-04-14T14:46:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Mateys! The boot ship has docked and we've stocked our galley with the webs largest stockpile of pirate boots for men and women. Check them out and make your costume stand out!

Authentic Pirate Swords and Period Costumes

2009-04-01T15:17:00.000-07:00

Avast ye scurvy wenches & louts! Them's fightin' words, and what better way to have a pirate battle than with out PirateMerch Authentic Pistols and Flintlocks and Swords and Daggers! Be sure to check out the High Seas Falchion (pictured above) a beautiful, high tempered, sharpenable steel blade for under $120.00! Quantities are limited, so latch onto this one quick!

New Period Pirate Costume Accessories Have Arrived

2009-03-31T16:03:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Scurvy Dogs! Justin here at piratemerch. We've got some new goodies for all you pirate re-enactors out there. New items in our Pirate Costume Accessories include these awesome period leather gloves pictured here, and a super cool 17th Century Doublet . With all these new period accessories coming in, you should be able to make the coolest authentic pirate costume around!

Drink up Mateys!

PirateMerch Period Victorian Womens Pirate Boots Now Available

2009-03-30T15:27:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Pirate Lads and Lasses! Justin here at PirateMerch We've got a new frigates worth of period pirate boots, the finest addition to our ladies boot section! Check out these new Period Pirate Boots Check back for new updates!

Weatherproof Flags Are In!

2009-03-23T16:19:00.000-07:00

Ahoy you scurvy slugs! Justin here in the galley of the piratemerch galleon with some new PirateMerch cannon fodder for ye! As you may, or may not know, we've been stocking some really dandy Weather Proof Pirate Flags The newest being the fearsome banner of Jack Rackam! (pictured above) Speaking of pirate flags, check out Captain B's street schooner (that's what us goofballs call motorcycles) sporting a super cool Keep to the Code Flag!

- Cheers,

Justin

Pirate Cat Costumes & Cool Pirate Boots

2009-03-19T15:55:00.000-07:00

Thats right kiddies, we've finally got a pirate costume small enough for your kitties. Our pirate cat / small dog costume is sure to make your pet the biggest scallywag on deck.

We've also got some new pirate boots for both men and women. Be sure to check out the new womens period pirate shoes and boots if you're looking for that special something to complete your pirate costume or ensamble. Thanks for checkin in!

PirateMerch

Pirate Slang

2009-03-16T15:14:00.000-07:00

Here's some of our favorite pirate sayings:

Hornswaggle - To cheat or defraud, often of money or belongings, a typical pirate activity

Shiver me Timbers! - An expression of shock or disbelief, believed to come from the sound the ship made when 'shocked' by running aground or hit by a cannon blast, or the hard shake of the main masts during rough seas.

Monkey Jacket - a short waist jacket worn by midshipmen, much like our First Mates Coat

Take a Caulk - The deck's gaps were sealed with oakum and tar, and napping on them would leave black lines on the clothes. Someone going to nap on deck could say they were going to "take a caulk"

Hogshead- large barrel or cask holding 63 to 140 gallons, usually full o' alcohol

Grog - the nickname of a British admiral was applied to a mix of water and rum, the rum was a cheap antiseptic and flavor mask for the spoiled water that sailors often encountered while at sea.

Davy Jones's Locker - the imaginary place at the ocean bottom that holds dead sailors and pirates...a reference to death. Davy Jones was said to be an evil spirit lurking at sea, waiting to escort dead sailors or pirates to his place or locker at the bottom of the waters.

Check out this fancy new addition to the piratemerch plunder box, the Pirate Captain Quill and Well Set This is a must have for any captain, or aspiring mate's quarters for drawing up ransom notes, demands, last will's and testaments, sweet nothing's for your favorite wench and just about anything that needs to be written down.

Until Later Bilge Monkeys!

- PirateMerch

PirateMerch Pirate Wenches Rule!

2009-03-10T16:48:00.001-07:00

Here at Piratemerch, we have quite the soft soft for our wenches, so please keep sending them photos in!

Till next time mateys!
- Justin

So, Ya Like Pirates....

2009-03-10T15:52:00.001-07:00

Avast ye! Me scurvy dog comerade Captain Lilly, Curse of the Chesapeake sent us this fine piece of piratical entertainment!

Pirate Attacks!

Rum Running with Scissors

2009-03-10T15:51:00.002-07:00

Avast mateys! Since the wind has left our sails for a minute, I can sit down here at the captain's log and spread the scurvy news. Crew-woman Anney just got back from her pillaging trip to sunny California! So our ship is back sailing with a full crew. Here's an etching of her blowing someone away on the mean streets of Orange County.
As far as new pirate goodies go, we've got a kings share of treasure for ya! Check out our new Pirate King design, as well as these new Koozies
We've also added secret Pirate Bucks to every order! Now every time you place an order with Piratemerch , you'll get a coupon with your plunder good for a discount on the next order you place!

Bottom's Up!

Till we meet again!
Justin

Peg Legs & Empty Kegs...

2009-03-10T15:51:00.001-07:00

Ahoy Mateys! This be Justin, the loyal piratemerch swabbie and customer service monkey. This week on the high seas, we've pillaged a fine stockpile of fine pirate Socks and Stockings We've also, selfishly and shamelessly come up with the coolest pirate design ever, the official PirateMerch.com T-Shirt, at the bargain price of 10 Pence, I mean, 10 bucks.

And without further ado, a fine high seas battle for your viewing pleasure

Dear Pirate Diary...

2009-03-10T15:50:00.002-07:00

Avast ye! Welcome back to the piratemerch blog. This week in global pirating news, some pirates from Somalia have hijacked a French luxury boat! Watch these contemporary, and really dangerous pirates story unfold HERE! Piracy is still alive and kickin!

In Piratemerch.com news, we're continuing to add new wares to our treasure horde! Contemporary painter and artist Don Maitz now has prints up in our galley! And soon we'll be selling a limited edition pirate art print set from acclaimed comic artist Scott Mills.

Here's one of Don Maitz's Prints, "No Prey, No Pay"

The Crimson Pirate (1952)

2009-03-10T15:50:00.001-07:00

This is the poster for the best pirate movie ever made. I love this movie. I love movies.

This month at piratemerch we're having a huge blow-out style sale on our Pirates of the Caribbean stuff. We need more room on the shelves to store peg legs and scurvy medication. Also, we have rickets.

Yellowbeard (1983)

2009-03-10T15:45:00.000-07:00

This looks like the best movie ever made. The only other movie on earth that might come close is The Crimson Pirate (1952), starring Burt Lancaster.